petinis


a pet-te p-n-s. a compact c-ck. a tiny tinkler. a diminutive d-ck. a shrimpy schl-ng. a small sausage. a miniscule meatstick. a baby b-n-r. a runty richard. a humble hard-on. a paltry p-ck-r. a wee weiner. a dainty ding dong. a junior johnson. a microscopic member.
“samson the poodle has small d-ck. it’s a petinis.”
a pet-te p-n-s
it may be small, but at least he knows how to use his petinis.

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