Petrified Tree


when, during intercourse, the p-n-s becomes numb due to under stimulation. the male equivalent of zombie beaver. useful for c-ck-slapping, c-ck-stands, tripod-ing, etc.
janet was so begrudgingly wide that i got the good ‘ol petrified tree. after that, i charmingly berated her, and c-ck-slapped her with my rock-solid mahogany staff.

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