Petrify


in west-central scotland: to embellish, exaggerate and generally expand the true meaning of a story, often losing the truth in the process
he was known to petrify accounts of his various visits to manchester
gettin’ hard.
a gargoyle can petrifies in the day.

let’s get some petrified wood

man, that’s one petrified b-n-r!

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