Petrinoed


a shaft of the most magnanimous proportions. usually happens after signing a huge contract.

origin: after bobby petrino, a man of zero integrity, who in two years alone managed to sign 20 years worth of contracts and is yet to be loyal to one.
after signing a ten year contract with louisville, bobby left at the end of the year to coach the falcons. louisville sure got petrinoed.

also works for people not named bobby. ex:
after guaranteeing that he would stay in miami, nick left and went to alabama. miami got petrinoed big time.

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