petroleum engineering
a highly overpaid major typically chosen by douchebags who have already decided how they will spend their m-ssive paycheck. most of which drop out once they realize the complexity of the major. those who complete four years of a mix between mechanical engineering, physics and geology rightfully earn the $110k starting salary.
hey look at chad over there!
what? you mean his pink lacoste polo and snapback?
did you hear he’s majoring in petroleum engineering?
look at him trying to pick up that chick with his acceptance letter to colorado school of mines.
hah i give him 9 weeks before he drops
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