Petroleum Heartbreak
after months and sometimes years of -n-lysis, engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find oil. they do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.
after this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:
1) if petroleum engineers find only gas coming from the ground, then petroleum engineers achieve 30% hearbreak.
1) if petroleum engineers find only water coming from the ground, then petroleum engineers achieve 50% hearbreak.
1) if petroleum engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then petroleum engineers achieve 100% hearbreak.
we been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, i think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
i came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak
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