petroleum jelly


the act of feeling envious towards another region’s gasoline/petrol prices.
new yorker: “gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. i just filled up today.”

californian: “it’s $4.57 over here. you have no idea how petroleum jelly i am of you right now.”

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