petterass
misspelling of the word ‘pederast’ made popular by the big lebowski. webster’s defines it as “one who practices -n-l intercourse especially with a boy.”
walter: when he moved down to venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he’s a pederast (not petter-ss).
donny: what’s a pederast, walter?
walter: shut the f-ck up, donny.
someone who is s-xually attracted to minors; a pedophile.
when he moved to hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter -ss.
pedophile. one who s-xually enjoys innocent youth as opposed to those their age.
“he’s a convicted petter-ss dood…”
“… 8 year olds dood”
– the big lebowski
typically, an old man who enjoys the occasional stint in a child-p-rnography ring.
that old man next door is a petter-ss. get the kids indoors!
a “petter-ss” has nothing to do with pedophilia, peters or -sses you guys. petter-ss is a way of calling someone petty and refers to something/body which is a trifle, unimportant, petty, minor matter or small. you would be more accurate to say someones small peter is petter-ss, but it really refers to their actions and att-tude. again– petter-ss as meaning petty, small and minor doesn’t refer to some guy petting small minors. hahahaha!!! that is rich!
his critique of our definitions was petter-ss and b-n-l.
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