Petting Zoo


a couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection
jon: who is coming over tonight?
joe: oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
jon: wonderful
when a female rubs a man’s private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn’t make him -j-c-l-t-. this leads to an excruciating case of blue b-lls
brooke stroked max’s p-n-s for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn’t even walk without finishing in the shower. he definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.
a kindergatern run by elderly men -ssumed to be pedeofiles
“i took my kid to kindergaten and it was a total pettingzoo so i got him the h-ll out of there”
a strip club that lets you touch the strippers
-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, i couldn’t even touch the girl i dropped $500 on. next time i’m gonna make sure it’s a petting zoo before i go!
someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).
man 1: dood, did you hear that the entire quinnipiac university had to get evacuated yesterday?

man 2: no way… why?

man 1: quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!
my house every night.
let’s go over to his house, it’s a petting zoo.

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