Petty Poetry
poetry made by a petty poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.
petty poetry would look something like:
the man persistently attacked his cat.
the cat lied on his head like a hat.
the man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
the pain made him gasp and start to fall.
nothing like that of famous poets such as shakespeare or adri-n-s.
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