petunia


another word for v-g-n-.
mainly used by parents when having “the talk” with their daughters.
keep the b-n-rs away from your petunia!!!
1. n. a beauty of great proportions.
2. n. everyone’s favorite.
3. n. adorable, sweet.
4. n. a true love of dogs.
“she is the spitting image of petunia.”
“petunia shines in my heart!”
the name of little pete’s left forearm tattoo from the television series “the adventures of pete & pete,” depicting a woman in a red dress. is frequently made to “dance” by little pete.
dance, petunia, dance!
1. a flower of the purple color
2. british slang for “great”
person 1: that was a petunia cup of tea
person 2: righto, mate!

person 1: i’d like some petunias
person 2: okay i’ll go pick some
that s-xy blue skunk chick from happy tree friends.
omg! petunia is soooo friggin s-xy! i’d f-ck her any night!
a backstabbing, rude, shallow, overweight women who cares about n-body but herself.
i can’t believe what a petunia she is.
an adjective to describe someone who is a bit “off”. worse than a geek but better than a r-t-rd. also can be used to describe a blatant h-m-s-xual.
i saw clay aiken walking down in the village yesterday….what a petunia!

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