pewbs
p-b-s
lol @ her bushy pewbs
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a portmanteau of perpetual and newbie meaning a perpetual noob. a person who despite months and years of doing something is still completely incompetent. also, poob, p-nubs, etc…
man: he’s been all over the world, danced at dozens of festivals, and still sucks like a mother f-cker. what a pewb.
woman: p-nubs fo’ realz.
rubbing a pair of bewbs with pewp, thus you get pewbs.
i was going to give cindy the pewbs, but she wouldn’t have it. so i gave them to myself.
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