Peyton Pasta
when a man with a bowl cut is engaging in oral s-x, and c-ms in the receiver’s mouth, while she has uncooked spaghetti strands in her mouth. the receiver will then soak the spaghetti in the man’s s-m-n and then spit it into a pot. the c-mghetti will then be cooked for 6-8 minutes and served with meatb-lls, garlic bread, and ragu. then, the bowl-hair cutted man will then p-ss in the spaghetti, and then feed it to his family as a scrumptious family dinner. delish!
“you got any ideas for what to make the kids to dinner?”
“yeah they’ve been real -ssholes lately, let’s make them peyton pasta.”
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