pez dispenser

similar to taste the rainbow, the man uses his p-n-s in the same manner as the cl-ssic candy machine. not sure why he would want to do this, but it’s always great fun at parties, and allows for hands free snack delivery.
some of the younger kids at the concert missed the cultural reference when jim dropped trou and gave em the ol’ pez dispenser. one of them even had the nerve to yell out “thanks for the gumball, mickey!” as jimmy flicked a few treats in his direction. as if he would ever put gumb-lls into his d-ck. who would be crazy enough to do that?
while your chick is throwing up, you bang her doggy-style in the bathroom, while continuously pulling her hair so her head bobs up and down like a pez dispenser while projecting vomit.
i banged my drunk b-tch in the bathroom and gave her the pez dispenser that sh-t.
to put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor
“i emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day”
this happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a pez dispenser.
stottsky was so f-cked up when we hopped into the cab that he kept doing the pez dispenser.
the act of buying a fruit-like scented douche’, using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.
amy: i bought a lavender scented douche the other day.
gianna: we should totally pez dispenser with it.
random guy: gross!!
when you cut someones throat so it leaves a huge gash and makes the victim look like a pez dispenser
dont f-ck with me or i’ll have you looking like a pez dispenser
another name for a 9mm clip, named for similarity. see also tic tac pack
dog, grab them pez dispensers and let’s roll on them tricks.

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