pffer
commonly mistaken as a misspelled result of the word “offer” it actually is a very specific offering that was originated by the ancient gaul barbarians, although through internet networking it has recently regained common usage, especially through french p-rnographic websites.
it is the offer of a body part in exchange for a chance at a holy after life or in some cases a nice new home, weapon, horse ect. the belly b-tton area was considered of high value in particular.
joe- yo dawg, you still down with that pffer?
sally- i dunno.. i should ask my parents.
joe- naww, the belly b-tton only gets used when you’sa baby.
Read Also:
- do you want a fight?
if someone says something that really p-sses you off or just in general conversation when you have nothing better to say just use this phrase: do you want a fight? huh? do ya? alternatively are you looking for a fight? ’cause you just found one, b-tch!
- drinkasaur
a prodigious drinker, capable of consuming rivers of booze while maintaining sense of humor and desire to pull some good pranks – some say they are extinct. last summer in dublin we saw a couple drinkasaurs lure some tourists into a drinking game. n-body ever saw those tourists again…
- drinking koolaid
the consumption of wisdom with potent truth, yet difficult in application. person 1: “you become what you think about”. person: 2: “wow … i never thought of that” person 1: “your thoughts control your actions, which create your reality”. person 2: “wow, that is amazing!” in this example, person 2 is drinking koolaid! the best […]
- drippa-droopa
a fresno (559) word: drippa-droopa the backsplash when you take a huge dump, its the water that slashes back up and hits your gooch/or hits you directly in the r-ct-m. man:ahh man. woman:what happened? man:i took a huge sh-t, and the drippa-droopa got all over and up in me. woman:eww, i hate when that happens
- Droolie
a guy who gets over excited and drools over anything and everything thats tempting, be it a woman, food, alcohol or expensive material things. a: look at that hot chick o’er thur dude ! b: yeah yeah yeah !! im so lookin..woo! c: duuuuude, u r such a droolie ! tone it down!! must meet […]