Pffftt
aka – the ‘jeff goldblum noise’. the phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor jeff goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. a kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one’s splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.
“holsten pills… pffftt… because all the sugar turns to alcohol!”
“you could tell that jur-ssic park 3 was going to suck -ss because… pffftt… they couldn’t even get an old wh-r- like me to be in it.”
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