PFTW
pancakes for the win
person 1: the alley is serving some sh-tty lunch item for breakfast with their razor bacon. where should we go?
person 2: big table has red velvet pancakes…
person 1: pftw!!!
when one is in a dangerous, deadly, or douche-bag induced situation and feels the absolute need to teleport-for-the-win (pftw).
1. port-for-the-win
2. porting-for-the-win
3. ported-for-the-win
4. ports-for-the-win
oliver: “this party is lame has been lame for awhile.. and is going to continue to be lame.”
miles: “pftw”
oliver: “d-mn dude.. this 9 was all over me there other night at the club, yet her friend the 4 i was telling you about, was completely & totally c-ck blocking me”
miles: “shoulda’ pftw man..”
sub-zero had minimal life left, yet was still kicking my face in. lucky for me, i was scorpion & pftw on his iceyness.
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