pfunt
pr-nouned “puh-funt”, this is when a girl with a funt has a funt so large, it’s pr-nounced (hence the “p”) so you mistake her for being pregnant. you definitely know you a pfunt when you see it, because the girl who has one often kicks you in the b-lls after you ask her when the baby is due.
bob: “hey jane, haven’t see you in a while.”
jane: “i know bob, it’s been a while.”
bob: “so… do you know if it’s a boy or girl, and when is it due?”
jane: –kicks bob in the b-lls and walks away–
bob: –unprintable pain and crying out for help-
dan: “holy sh-t, bob, what happened to you?”
bob: “that douchebag jane had a pfunt so large that i thought she was pregnant, and she kicked me in the b-lls. stupid b-tch!”
dan: “that mean nasty b-tch has to do some crunches to get rid of that pfunt.”
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