pg-13’ed
verb: to translate; taking extremely offensive language and translating it into a socially acceptable (pc) version of said language.
pre-translation: hey -ssf-cker, gimme the watch or i’ll skull-f-ck your granny!
post-translation: excuse me good sir, what is the time?
pre-translation: so i was saying to my hoe, “b-tch, get off of your hairy goat -ss and go get me some m-th–f-ckin corn flakes”
post-translation: so i was saying to molly, “honey, would you get me some cereal?”
pre-translation: so i was f-cking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his d-ck on my shoulder.
post-translation: yeah…umm…this h-ts too close to home… i’ll p-ss on this…
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