Phaclempt
flabbergasted, a feeling of unsettlement. confusion. an innermost emotional strife.
jimmy was phaclempt when he realized he had herpes.
suze was phaclempt when she realized that she had intercourse with jimmy.
tyrone was phaclempt because he had to tell suze that he gave her herpes.
jimmy was again phaclempt when suze told him that tyrone her gym teacher gave her herpes.
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