Phallic Mallet
1. a douche-bag alpha male.
2. meat-headed moron male.
3. muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.
“oh f-ck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his r-t-rd friends, now all the b-tches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town — let’s jet too before they get some jager bombs in them and start requesting ac/dc.”
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