Phallify
(v) phallify: to envelop an adjacent student’s property/book/paper/face/all of the above in crudely drawn male genitalia.
1.
“sir, can i go to the toilet?”
“of course…why are you taking your book with you?”
“everyone’s lurking around me with their pens uncapped”
“ah i see, well, no one likes getting phallified; away with you.”
2.
“n-gg- just got phallified”
3.
student: “he’s gone, and he’s left his homework behind.”
teacher: “phallify that sh-t. now.”
4.
man #1: “hahaha that wasteman p-ssed out after three drinks!”
man #2: “let’s rape him!”
man #1: “…or we could just phallify him?”
bill: “yeah, f-ck it, go on then”
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