Phallucite
the ore dug out of d-ld- mines and processed into fake d-cks.
yeah, that’s bill doe. his family money came some hitting a rich vein of phallucite in their great grandfather’s d-ld- mine.
#d-ld- fake d-ck c-ck mine mining phallus
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