Phallus Professor
one whose fascination with the male reproductive organ never ceases.
they constantly create inaccurate diagrams of the body part, usually in their mates workbook for a teacher to find. anyone who knows someone of this profession should seek mental help for them immediately.
“trent drew a d-ck in my workbook the other day”. “dude, then he’s a phallus professor and there’s no saving him”.
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