Phallus Record


a play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. this gap is usually due to watching large quant-ties of p-rnography in one sitting.
“sh-t, my roommate looked at my phallus record and knew i watched p-rn while he was in the shower.”

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