Phallusmobile
any oversized motor vehicle that resembles a bad characature of a real car. phallusmobiles include suvs, big ole trucks with tractor tires and kc lights, and anything else that is a giant p-n-s on wheels to compensate for someones insecurity.
also known as sport utility-kill-anything-i-hit-mobile. they are distinguished by there custom safari or im going to kill you bars on the front of the vehicle in order to in fact kill anything that is h-t without damaging the phallus.
“i need a new phallusmobile for my family of three, we need the room.” “i just want to keep my family safe by killing anyone else i hit in my ginormous phallusmobile.”
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