phanatik


irc troll
a gay h-m-phobe with less hair on his b-lls than a rock.
phanatik wears underpants on his head
a qu33r f-guar who raped my cats -n-s, after doing this he had s-x with every can of c-ke in my fridge.

while i didn’t mind this as i sold the p-rn to 100 of his other trolling f-guar friends i found it quite hard to remove his p-n-s afterwards.

but thankfully i had a dremel, but the distinction between pubic hair and p-n-s was quite hard, in the end i just shoved a ccfl up his -rs- and a microwave on his head.

b-tch
omfg liek hi 2 u asl wanna cyber in my mums pants omg leik noes omg liek why omg omg omg omg cybah my cat? ok ok ok hi hi hi hi hi wanna cybah my dog ok

kthxbai

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