phantom ace
a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your -rs- when you wipe.
there is no actual proof that this has ever happened.
“i thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. when i wiped my -rs-, there was nothing there!”
“youve had a phantom ace, mate.”
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