Phantom Bluetooth


the feeling that you still have a bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. this is typically due to extended wearing of said bluetooth device.
(man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)

man #2: “dude, is your ear feeling okay?”

man #1: “yeah, i thought my bluetooth was making my ear itch. it turns out that phantom bluetooth was to blame!”

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