phantom cig
when it feels as if you have a cigarette lodged behind your ear, even though you don’t. commonly experienced by smokers who often hold cigs there temporarily. also known as a phantom f-g (in the uk).
two people go for a smoke; smoker a pulls a cig out from behind their ear and lights up.
smoker b: -checks pockets- “aw sh-t. hey mate, do you mind if i borrow one?”
smoker a: oh sure -checks ear despite f-g already in hand- oh wait, i’m already smoking that one. stupid phantom cig.
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