phantom dick pain
the sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region
vic: did you see that video of the san francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
cay: yeah, i had serious phantom d-ck pain from watching and i don’t even have one of those things
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