Phantom Dingleberry


the sensation of a dingleberry rolling down your pant leg and when checked there is no said dingleberry to be found.
i was walking across the dance floor when i felt a dingleberry roll from between my cheeks and down my leg. i looked behind me mortified of what i would find, only to see nothing there. it was the ole’ phantom dingleberry.

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