Phantom Ejaculate
when a male is receiving penile stimulation in the dark and climaxes. afterwards, the lights are turned on and no traces of -j-c-l-t- can be found…
giver: did you c-m??
receiver: yes… this is odd…
giver: where is it??
receiver: i dont know!!!
-giver checks pillows, blankets and walls-
-both give up, never finding the -j-c-l-t–
receiver: i suppose this was a case of phantom -j-c-l-t-…
giver: i guess so…
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