Phantom lecture
a lecture which a student turns up to, only to realise that there is neither lecturer nor other students anywhere to be seen, even though said student is certain he/she is in the correct place.
noun. phantom lecture
person a: “how was your lecture mate?”
person b: “sh-te. went all the f-cking way into town, only to find it was a bl–dy phantom lecture. theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting.”
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