Phantom Mallard


when you wedge a rubber ducky into a woman’s -n-s without her knowledge. usually during intercourse and especially if she likes -n-l play.
i don’t know what will be worse, when she sees it in the toilet or realizes it’s off her own tub. the phantom mallard strikes again.

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