Phantom Punch


the act of a special ninja maneuver which requires not only skill but cunning. mid climax, a man must stop his ejaculatory response and punch a b-tch straight in the -n-s. this will not be satisfactory if he finishes anywhere, especially on himself. soft touching before and after makes it a “super” phantom punch.
yo, i just saw jonah phantom punch rhonda! she cried for a little bit but then gave him a big hug of appreciation for the happy ending. 24 hours later, the phantom punch had vanished due to the bengay and ice packs she had to place on the rectal area.
being so drunk in a fight that you swing, and hit nothing but air.
last night tony starting throwing phantom punches kuz he was to drunk to fight.
when you’re tagging a girl doggy style you pull it out before yo ntu and spit on her back to make her think you finished. then when you flip her over you let it go and give her a face full of nut!!!
“cory wipe it off my face!” shayna
the s-xual act of two lovers putting their b-ttholes together and farting simultaneousley.
lisa and roger performed a phantom punch to arouse themselves.

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