Phantom Shit Perfecto


a sh-t which leaves behind no trace. when you wipe your -rs- you find that it’s clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. you’re left wondering if you actually had a sh-t.
– i had a sh-t perfecto this morning. my -rs- was as clean as a polished sixpence.
– that’s nothing. i had a phantom sh-t perfecto earlier. i didn’t even have to flush.

– in heaven, every sh-t is a sh-t perfecto.

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