Phantom Spank


the process of masturbating immediately after your hand/arm has become numb either naturally, from a shot, or from sitting on your hand on purpose. its main purpose is to make it feel like you’re not jacking off by yourself in a dark room watching a p-rno that you’ve already seen dozens of times.

also mentioned on the comedy central tv show, “ugly americans”
-dude, have you ever done the phantom spank?

-what’s that?

-are you kidding?! it’s only the best masturbation method ever created!
to spank a hot -ss using mind powers.
“dude, i just phantom spanked her !!!…awesome”

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