phantom specs
the act of attempting to adjust or move prescription gl-sses from your face after wearing them for a period of time and then switching to contacts.
“man, i just cannot get used to these new contacts. i keep trying to move my “gl-sses” up on my face and then realizing they’re not there.”
“sounds like you have a case of the phantom specs.”
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