phantom tag
when one of your friends on facebook tags you in a picture and you have no f-cking idea why. this normally results in confusion and occasionally, anger.
kyle: oh neat! alex tagged me in a photo. wait, i didn’t go to the justin bieber concert with him… why did he tag me? f-ck.
mark (over text): haha f-ggot you went to the justin bieber concert with alex? i knew you two were gay for each other… you two are the only guys i know that have bieber fever. wowww.
kyle: g-d d-mn phantom tag…
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