phantom whipped
when a man posseses all the qualities of being whipped without having a girlfriend. this is a result of a guy trying to move up and get a girl out of his league and being stuck in the friend zone.
greg: you hear dan apoligized to arielle by giving her a reeses peanut b-tter cup?”
bret: “wow he’s so phantom whipped!”
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