phanukkah


when your phone is at 1% and manages to last the entire car ride home.

a modern day religious experience, whoever you are with must shower you with gifts, one for every song your phone manages to get through.
“dude on our way back from the concert my phone pulled a phanukkah. the little b-st-rd lasted for eight songs even though it only had 1% battery.”

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