phark


a antipodean colloquism/derivation of the infamous four letter word describing the horizontal limbo (f-ck). never used as a ‘swear (read=) bad word, but as a descriptive measure of importance/disbelief.
“phark me” is usually uttered when one is told something rather incredulous or considered significant bs.
ie. when bush says “this is not a b-grade movie re-run “(in reference to 2003 situation in iraq) one is ent-tled to comment
“phark me , whotta lotta sh-t!”

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