Pharpus
a magical bird that lives in the bellyb-ttons of large snakes.
very rare!
dude: holey cr-p!
guy: what?
dude: theres a pharpus in your anaconda!
guy: wow! i’ll name it fred!
another word for the poo inbetween your toes that smells alot like ageing goat hooves. a word commonly used between hunters of the northern-south eastern westies, they like to collect pharpus to make a decicasy made with rotting jubilee and runny nose liqiud.
hunter 1: ooh! hunter 2! come over here! i found some pharpus! get the jar!
hunter 2: wicked, now our delicacy is complete!
hunter 1: yaggah!
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