Phart
one of those smelly little “silent-but-deadly” ads that pops up in one corner of the tv screen 30 seconds into the program, after you’ve already endured 5 minutes of regular ads.
amc used to be a great channel until they started pharting.
phart (verb) when a man has to take a serious leek and drop a huge sh-t simultaneously. not having the time to drop the deuce, he chooses to urinate. while the mans pee exits with fire hose like pressure, he then attempts to fart. this triggers either a nasty shart or a t-rd to be deposited in the mans underwear. (pee-fart = phart)
while peeing late last night i pharted and dropped a scissored off turtle head on my bathroom floor…….
the fart that is let out while taking a pee; usually one that provides great relief. at times it may sneak out.
o man, i just went to the bathroom and ripped a m-ssive phart.
the professionals of houston adventure racing team!
phart kicked some serious -ss at the last adventure race.
noun: fart that takes place in a pharmacy or produced by a pharmacist.
my pharmacist, ryan, pharted while discussing my medications with me last week.
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