phase shift
1. after receiving a text, intentionally waiting a certain period of time to text back to make it seem like one is either too busy, not interested, or just not over-eager.
2. when on tour, driving a few extra hours in the van on the way to the show in order to avoid the sunrise shift on the upcoming overnight drive.
1. “this crazy chick i hooked up with has been texting me non-stop so i’ve been phase shifting to slow her -ss down.”
2. “pull the f-cking van over kevin i know you are f-cking phase shifting right now you f-cker.”
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