Phases of Humor
when you hiccup alot.
heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
heather: i think you should get that checked out. sounds serious.
candice: i’ll set an appointment next week.
(next week…)
dr. wenis: what brings you in today?
candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
dr. wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
candice: but i havnt had s-x, doctor.
dr. wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
candice: i drink orange juice everyday.
dr. wenis: your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
candice: am i going to die?
dr. wenis: no, but your fish will.
candice: oh snap!!!
(the end)
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