Phat Fingered Essex Ska


awesome venue rockin’ reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by ess-x’s finest hippies – the new town kings – perfect for sk-nking to.
person 1: feel like some sk-nking to cheer me up….
person 2: -puts on phat fingered ess-x ska-
person 1: -has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to sk-nk and doesn’t stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion-

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