phat monkey


a p-ssy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.
“my wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!”
a term use to desrcibe a woman with large p-ssy lips. p-ssy lips remind you of chimps lips. best viewed when she is bending over or laying flat on her stomach.
p-rn star olivia o’lovely. da chick got a “phat monkey”
a phat p-ssy that view on the side looks like a pair of plump monkey lips
“man i was getting it on with this chick and dam she and a phatmonkey.

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