phat

1. cool
2. pretty hot and tempting
dude! that sh-t is phat!
dude! that b-tch is p.h.a.t!

now this hummer is phat

yo man, that car’s phat !
phat does mean pretty hot and tempting, like the other definitions say. the problem with “phat” is that it is no longer in really. it has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes, lowercl-ssmen in high school, or middle schoolers. it is now considered a slang faux pas. i wouldn’t use it if i was you.
14 year old: “that’s phat man.”
22 year old: “um, dude, that word got old in the late ’90s”
a stupid word.
stop using it.
pathetic kid: g-d, that chick is phat, man…
dumb kid: what? i don’t think she’s fat.
pathetic kid: no, dude. phat as in pretty hot and tempting.
dumb kid: cool! i think i’ll be pathetic like you and use it!
me: -kills them for being pathetic-
in the 80s, an 18 year old inner-city black kid from richmond, virginia told me that it stood for “p-ssy, hips, -ss, t-ts”, and he told me this around 1985. so that word is at least 27 years old. true story. just thought i’d share with you.
that girl is phat! did you see that?
a word used by white suburban kids who think they are gangster to describe something “cool”/stupid and used to describe how “gangsta”/gaudy their wigger friend’s ricer is.
wigger: yo yo yo dat ride is phat

me: no. it is insanely gaudy.
pretty hot and tempting
you are p.h.a.t
a word that never should have been invented in the first place.
man, that’s “phat”!

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